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you'll never guess...

i got this email a few days ago that said, "you too can become a legally ordained minister." i'll admit, i was curious. i just didn't think you could do something like that on the net. i was wrong. for $70 bucks this site would ordinate you. i was floored, so what do i do...a google search on becoming a legally ordained minister via the web. i read an article that mentioned the universal life church. they ordinate for free online in about three minutes and you get a nice little pop up certificate telling you and anyone else who cares that you are now reverand so-and-so with the universal life church in modesto, california. i was like, oh fuck i just have to do this, so i did and now i'm a legally ordained minister of the ulc. i can now perform your wedding...for a small fee (of course). i really did it as a goof to be honest, but who knows. i guess i just have to try and not become the antichrist or anything like that. when i told a friend of mine about it, he called me the, "ir-reverand." i think that's more like me anyway.

posted by Joe Mieczkowski @ 8:31 AM