Clerks II - Cannes May 26 - In Theaters Everywhere July 21
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New Stuff @ On the pod.net
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Just a quick note to let you know that there are new reviews up @ www.onthepod.net. Stop by!
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Listen to Neil Young's Living With War
Click the album cover to listen to Neil Young's Living With War in it's entirety.
posted by Joe Mieczkowski @ 11:12 AM
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Friday, May 12, 2006
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Breaking News from the Borowitz Report
Breaking News
BRITNEY SPEARS REPRODUCING AT UNSUSTAINABLE RATE,
SCIENTISTS FEAR
Husband's Troubling Fertility Tops Agenda of Oslo Conference
Scientists attending a conference in Oslo, Norway to discuss threats to the global ecology placed pop star Britney Spears' rapid reproductive pace at the top of their agenda, conference attendees confirmed today.
While the conference had originally been organized to bring the world's greatest scientific minds together to grapple with such problems as global warming and avian flu, news of Ms. Spears' unexpected second pregnancy immediately pushed those issues to the back burner.
Many of the scientists' concerns focused on the alarming fertility of Ms. Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, who appears to be able to reproduce at will.
"According to the tabloids, Ms. Spears and Mr. Federline are almost never in the same city, and yet he still managed to fertilize her egg," said Dr. Zang Liangyong of Beijing University. "From all evidence, Mr. Federline appears to possess some kind of super-sperm that may be transmittable over phone lines."
Underlining the gravity of his concern, the scientist added, "Kevin Federline can no longer be considered a shiftless hanger-on and must now be thought of as a pandemic."
Dr. Zang said that if Ms. Spears and Mr. Federline continue to reproduce at their current rate, by the year 2030 one out of three children in the world will be the offspring of the famous couple, putting a strain on global resources.
"That is far too many Spears-Federline children for the earth to sustain," Dr. Zang said. "The only hope is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will adopt them."
Elsewhere, in a troubling new development for President Bush, a new poll gives him his worst marks since Yale.
You can find the Borowitz Report @ http://www.borowitzreport.com
posted by Joe Mieczkowski @ 9:29 AM
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Second Man Challenges Puza’s Claim To The Man
Second local man challenges Puza’s claim to The Man
A second local man has stepped forward and claimed that he is also, “The Man.” No information is known about this second mystery man, however he is quoted as saying his,
“…vengeance is swift and hard.”
The photo shown above is the only known image of the second alleged Man.
Meanwhile, the search for Da Man continues. This literary bastion will notify you as soon as information becomes available.
posted by Joe Mieczkowski @ 9:30 AM
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Local Man Declares, “I’m The Man!”
Local Man Declares, “I’m The Man!”
Stamford, Connecticut resident Nathan Puza once again declared, “I’m The Man” today after leaning that Billing was actually responsible for an error previously thought to be the fault of Credit & Collections.
“It’s a pretty good gig right now and I’m confident that it will remain thusly for several years to come,” said Puza.
“Several more years I’ll be The Man and then I will pass it on to a younger soul who can bear the responsibility of being The Man. Not just any one can.”
He went on to say, “I was kind of thinking about starting a group kind of like The Bears…The Man.”
While Mr. Puza claims to be The Man, he has made the clarification that he is not, in fact, also Da Man. Da Man remained unknown at the time this article went to press.
posted by Joe Mieczkowski @ 8:53 AM
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Monday, May 08, 2006
The return of Jay & Silent Bob ( & Dante & Randal & Kevin & Silent Bobble)
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Wednesday, May 03, 2006
New Stuff @ www.onthepod.net
There's new stuff up over @ www.onthepod.net
Check it out
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- Name: Joe Mieczkowski
- Location: Charlotte, North Carolina, United States
I was born in Bridgeport, Connecticut in 1972 which I believe puts me into the year of the Rat were I Chinese. I’m not, but even if I were I don’t know how I’d really feel about that. Let’s face it, the best thing about those place mats in Chinese restaurants is that someone has officially called my father a Cock and lived to tell about it. I, with great foresight on the part of my parents, was also born on May fifth or, as it’s commonly known to frat boys and my Mexican brothers and sisters, Cinco de Mayo. Little did I know as a child that I had the great fortune to share a birthday with the day the Mexican militia decided to whoop up on the French army in The Battle Of Puebla back in 1862 and not the Mexican Day of Independence…which certain tequila manufactures named Jose could care less if you knew about at all. The actual Mexican Day of Independence is September 16th. I kid you not, look it up if you don’t believe me.
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